roboshittingrainbows

frank-schlongbottom:

i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much

but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.

so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, not even a page and a half of paper.

they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like

a page and a half

wtf guys

get your shit together

(Source: teacupsandnutmeg, via theblackship)

barackobama:

buoysnoize:

Do you guys think Barack Obama will do promo 4 promo

no

(Source: callurn, via theblackship)

repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

(via xybutt)

christinaposabule:

hey wanna hear a joke

well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously 

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