fairymascot:

how to absolutely not depict lesbian sex: a one-page summary

(via princeofowls)

zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

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catlover839:

archgayngel:

captain-irrayditation:

irrhythmic:

captchaloginbreadcrumbs:

[INTERNAL SCREAMING]

this is not ok

telling time just got 300% more confusing

aesthetically interesting, cognitively nightmarish

Teacher: What’s the time?

Me: *Mental breakdown*

(Source: ddnjapan, via theblackship)

foreverindreamlandd:

"Conceal, don’t feel."

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(Source: coalgirls, via mandokamuscular)

lunalovegouda:

When I’m trying to convince people to watch OITNB

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imherethephantom:

starxapple:

a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable

image

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weeaboo problems #121

tachibanamakotos:

accidentally sayin “itadakimasu” before u eat ass

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